segunda-feira, 8 de fevereiro de 2016

New Year's Resolutions


Vera Cruz Times
By José da Silva


At the gates of this new year, starting today from this very point, we would like to congratulate our readers for surviving from the Capricorn Cycle.


Now we are facing the Monkey Cycle and the time of happiness.


Problem is – we are not happy.


Once we find the way to that secret happiness path, problems will be solved promptly.


In the mood of the start of this Monkey Cycle, let us make John Oliver’s words and let us start managing disappointments!


Welcome to the Monkey Cycle, readers!


P.S.: - Mr. Oliver, please, accept a tip from VCTimes and try to pronounce the berry you mentioned as an essay: it will be easy to swallow it, mainly with bananas…